Testi delle canzoni

We do (la canzone della setta dei tagliapietre, nella puntata 2F09)

Who controls the British crown? 
Who keeps the metric system down? 
We do!  We do.
Who leaves the Atlantis off the maps? 
Who keeps the Martians under wraps? 
We do!  We do.
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? 
We do!  We do.
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do!  We do.

Baby on board (cantata dai "Re acuti" Apu, Barney, Skinner e Homer nella puntata 9F21)

Baby on board, 
how I adore, 
that sign on my car's windowpane. 
Bounce in my step, 
loaded with pep, 
'cos I'm driving in the carpool lane. 
Call me a square, 
friend I don't care, 
that little yellow sign can't be ignored. 
I'm telling you it's mighty nice, 
each trip's a trip to Paradise 
with my baby on board.

Who need the Kwik-e-mart? (Apu, dopo essere stato licenziato dal Kwik- e-mart, nella puntata 1F10)

Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome, there's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather call my home. When I first arrived, you were all such jerks. But now I've come to looooooove your quirks. Maggie with her eyes so bright, Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright, Lisa can philosophize, Bart's adept at spinning lies, Homer's a delightful fella, sorry about the salmonella.

Homer: Heh heh, that's OK.

Apu: Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Now here comes the tricky part. Oh, won't you rhyme with me? Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

Marge: Their floors are Stick-E-Mart,

Lisa: They make Dad Sick-E-Mart,

Bart: Let's hurl a Brick-E-Mart,

Homer: The Kwik-E-Mart is real... D'oh!

Apu: Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?Not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Chorus: Forget the Kwik-E-Mart,Goodbye to Kwik-E-Mart,Who needs Kwik-E-mart?
Apu: Not me.

 [...]Apu: Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? I doooo.