S & M airlines

I trusted you at least i thought i could i tried to believe
when you said i got a better job i can pay you back real soon. no! i don't do
those drugs no more i know my luck has changed my lifestyle has rearranged i'm
on my feet you'll never change your ways living from day to daze why don't you
fade away i've heard all this before when you were sleeping on my floor you said
only for a day but as those 3 weeks passed my patience didn't last nor my food

Five feet under

5 feet under, he's got one foot in the grave would you look
at him I think he's lost it I don't think that he can be saved he's got a down
payment on his tombstone he's not alone his whole life has been out on a limb.
Just look at him, watch him get smashed and race bikes so fast just don't laugh,
what will it say on his epitaph here he lies may he rest in peace hung on to
life by the skin of his teeth pushing his luck through the bottle he drinks he's
got a date with his maker and he doesn't want to be late and make no mistake
he's a good friend so why might his life have to end, my friend I don't want to
see you dead I don't want to see him dead! I don't want to see him dead! I don't
want to see him dead!

Professional crastination

Can't u see how easy it becomes procrastinate, we're
professionals get things done, you can't, to busy having fun we're professionals
professional crastination it's a way of life if you've got lots of time put it
off cause tomorrow sounds much better than today always late, not sometimes,
occasionally consistently, we're professionals professional crastination we're
living in a procrasti-nation why can't we ever be on time? professional
crastination it's a way of life if you've got lots of time professional
crastination we're living in a procrasti-nation professional crastination

Mean people suck

Mean people suck (x3) they suck, they suck, they suck, they
suck mean people suck (x3) mean people suck, they suck, they suck, they suck

Vanilla sex

Don't ever take away from me my pornography we obviously don't
agree on what's obscene i have the right to choose what i want to see and read
don't try to take away from me my right to privacy what i do is no one's
business but me so stay in your missionary position i hope that you get bored to
death there's no way i'm going through life having vanilla sex the government's
trying to get in your bedroom you better lock your door and close your shades
because there could be someone watching you today why do you try to make things
illegal why do we have to be 21 are you afraid that people are having too much
fun why do you care what i do in my bedroom why do you want to know how i screw
it seems to me you've got nothing better to do.

S & m airlines

I went to the airport, but i missed my flight i had to
get out of this town tonight then a lady in black caught my attention i couldn't
figure out what was her intention she told me about a flight that was leaving
tonight she could get me a seat and the price was right she tugged on my pants
so i jumped at the chance i had no idea what was in store for me she welcomed me
aboard then she strapped me to my seat she tied my hands and legs down and made
me kiss her feet she whipped me and she slapped me, and gagged me when i begged
one things for sure i'll never fly s/m airlines again the stewardess in leather
came walking down the isle she put nipple clamps on me with a sadistic smile the
pain was so bad i had tears in my eyes then i looked up and there were two
gartered thighs her ass was inches from me when she told me to lick before i
could do anything she slapped my dick so i followed her commands, my aim was to
please i spent the rest of the flight on my knees the plane finally landed by
the end of the night i had to get off of this torture flight i asked her to
release me, then she bit my lip she said the ticket that you bought, it was
round trip. i'll never fly s and m airlines again i'll never fly s and m
airlines again i'll never fly s and m airlines again i'll never fly s and m
airlines again

Scream for change

Hey mister, can you spare some change (why, why what do you
want from me are you hungry?) uh, no i'm not hungry.. i was just wondering if
you could spare a quarter or a dime (uhh, the time? it's about 3:30) uh, no not
the time. i need a nickel or a dollar, my car's broke screamin' for change
screamin' for change screamin' for change screamin' for change screamin' for
change screamin' for change screamin' screamin' for change lady, can you spare
any change (hey lady, can you spare a quarter) i said lady, can you spare any
change (get that away from me, your filthy! go away!) i said lady, can you spare
any change (well then, how about giving me one of those cigarettes) i said lady,
can you spare any change, change, change, change, change (no, no, nooooooo!)
screamin' for change screamin', screamin' i'm screamin' for change screamin' for
change screamin' for change screamin' for change screamin' for change

Drug free America

We believe in a drug free america a drug free america for
me that's the way we believe the way that it should be drug free america for me
like in amsterdam where drugs are bought and sold legally let's take it one step
further and make them all for free drug free america for me say "nope to dope"
when its not for free say "ugh to drugs" save your money don't listen to facts
just sit back and relax and help make our country drug free

Life o' riley

I sit in my easy chair i've got so much time to spare cause
i know in my future days i'll have my lion share there's nothing i like better
than getting something for nothing then some will tell you that you can't get
nothing for free obviously they don't know me you can have your cake and eat it
too and there's plenty of free lunch for you if you think you're getting cheated
then you don't have a clue you don't know where you are, or what to do i live
the lifestyle they speak of so highly i live the life...the life of riley

You drink,you drive,you spill

I say don't drink and drive you might spill your drink
before you get behind that wheel, just stop; think you can take your
chances but there's so much to lose another bumpy road, there's so much wasted
booze I'm not so worried about how many I kill I'm much more concerned with how
much beer I spill 35% of accidents are cause by pixilated the other 65% are not
alcohol related what does this tell us about the drunk drivers they seem to have
a better record than the sober team

Jaundiced eye

Black is beautiful, white is so pure can you see a difference?
all I see's a blur is one color a virtue how can you be sure ignorance the
disease education the cure so how can you say that your proud of your race proud
of your gender or proud of your faith fascism racism all starts out the same
stop feeding the fire and smother the flame some people are smarter than others
so dumb the reason behind this a cultural one and greatness isn't carried by
blood so get off your high horse you're no better than us all seems infected
that the infected spy as all looks yellow to the jaundiced eye you're the
infected you can never deny you're arrogant, you're insolent, you're living a
lie

Go your own way

Loving you isn't the right thing to do how can I ever change
things that I feel if I could, baby I'd give you my world but how can I, when
you won't take it from me you can go your own way you can go your own way tell
me why everything turns brown backin' up, everything's waiting for you if I
could baby, I'd give you my sock open up, everything's waiting for you you can
go your own way you can go your own way