Ken Kaniff

[Ken Kaniff] I'm gonna call this motherfucker.
Oh fuck yeah.
Give him a piece of my mind. A piece of my ass.
[Operator] Thank you for waiting. Hello, may I help you.
[Ken Kaniff] Oh thank you. I need to make a collect call.
[Operator] What number?
[Ken Kaniff] Oh the number is **6-2***
[Operator] At the tone, please say your name.
[Ken Kaniff] Kenneth Kaniff, from Connecticut. Automated piece of shit.
[Eminem] Yo.
[Ken Kaniff] Hey there, cock boy.
[Eminem] Who's this?
[Ken Kaniff] This is Ken Kaniff.
[Eminem] Who?
[Ken Kaniff] Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, you little bitch.
[Eminem] From Connecticut? I don't know nobody in Connecticut.
[Ken Kaniff] Yeah, you wanna get a hotel room with me?
[Eminem] A hotel room?
[Ken Kaniff] Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, Eminem?
[Eminem] Yo, who is this, Cage?
[Ken Kaniff] You want me to fuckin melt in your mouth and not in your hand?
Melt in your ass you little cock boy.
[Eminem] Yo, shut up you little bitch.
[Ken Kaniff] Oh, you think I'm lying huh...
[Eminem] Hahahahahaha

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